Welcome to The Fun Ruiner, where raising punks intersects with the rest of my life when I’m not hiding in a closet, drinking a cocktail.

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Reading Suggestions

Based on literary works of art (aka sexy books).

Great Musical Opinions

Debatable. There was a time in my life when I loved NKOTB…hard. 

Embarrassing Stories

Which sadly are true. 


I’m mom to a 5-year-old who, when in the car with a cop in view, yells “5-0. BEER LOW!”


Because, food.

Mind-blowing parenting tips

Flipping the bird behind your punks’ backs is an excellent stress reliever.

Guilty Pleasure

Naughty girl talk.

Seriously, it’s fine:

…to hit snooze just onemoretime before you finally get out of bed

…if you have to hide your giggle when your punk says something completely inappropriate because sometimes it really is funny

…to buy the shoes

…if you aren’t one of those mom’s who can embrace a house full of chaos (seriously, can’t you punks just play a board game instead of running through here?)

…if you didn’t watch one single World Cup game

Upcoming Book Excerpts

“You’re feisty. I like you.”

I look back at him, wondering why in the hell my friends haven’t noticed I’m MIA, and smile.

“And someone should do you a favor and teach you how to pick up women.” I turn to walk away and he grabs my arm and turns me around, staring into my eyes. I think my arm might be on fire but I can’t be sure if it’s his touch or just the tequila at this point in the night.