Welcome to The Fun Ruiner, where raising punks intersects with the rest of my life when I’m not hiding in a closet, drinking a cocktail.

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Reading Suggestions

Based on literary works of art (aka sexy books).

Great Musical Opinions

Debatable. There was a time in my life when I loved NKOTB…hard. 

Embarrassing Stories

Which sadly are true. 

Hilarity

I’m mom to a 5-year-old who, when in the car with a cop in view, yells “5-0. BEER LOW!”

Food

Because, food.

Mind-blowing parenting tips

Flipping the bird behind your punks’ backs is an excellent stress reliever.

Guilty Pleasure

Naughty girl talk.

Seriously, it’s fine:

…if your Pinterest boards are filled with foods you’ll never cook, clothes you will never afford and exercises you’ll never try. A girl can dream, right?

…if you’re totally excited for the 50 Shades of Grey movie and have watched the trailer, more than once.

…to have a political viewpoint that is completely different from all of your friends. Stand for what you believe in. Always.

…if you own 37 lipsticks, eye shadows or finger nail polish and only wear 2 colors. A girl can never have too many options.

…if sometimes you just need a break from your punks. Girls night out, anyone?


Upcoming Book Excerpts

When I turn my head he softly kisses my neck. He pulls away from me and smiles and I can’t help but feel disappointed even though I know being this close to him isn’t a good idea. I’m dancing dangerously between doing what’s right and doing what feels good and I know I have to get away from him before I make a serious mistake that I can’t undo. I can’t let something like this ruin my life.