Welcome to The Fun Ruiner, where raising punks intersects with the rest of my life when I’m not hiding in a closet, drinking a cocktail.

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Reading Suggestions

Based on literary works of art (aka sexy books).

Great Musical Opinions

Debatable. There was a time in my life when I loved NKOTB…hard. 

Embarrassing Stories

Which sadly are true. 


I’m mom to a 5-year-old who, when in the car with a cop in view, yells “5-0. BEER LOW!”


Because, food.

Mind-blowing parenting tips

Flipping the bird behind your punks’ backs is an excellent stress reliever.

Guilty Pleasure

Naughty girl talk.

Seriously, it’s fine:

...if you're the girl who always shows up overdressed.

...to just "do you", girl.

...to spend a Friday night at home, alone, catching up on your DVR'd shows.

...if your definition of a solid Sunday consists of your girlfriends, a patio and brunch. Because brunch.

...to just say no. You don't owe anyone an explanation.

Upcoming Book Excerpts

“You’re feisty. I like you.”

I look back at him, wondering why in the hell my friends haven’t noticed I’m MIA, and smile.

“And someone should do you a favor and teach you how to pick up women.” I turn to walk away and he grabs my arm and turns me around, staring into my eyes. I think my arm might be on fire but I can’t be sure if it’s his touch or just the tequila at this point in the night.